I wish I hadn't eaten those 6 chocolate chip cookies.
Or that pound of chili lime hummus.
And maybe that chocolate cake, too.
Also, I don't understand how it's fair that Kim Kardashian gets to be born rich AND hot. I mean, have you seen the girl without make up on? It's ridiculous.
I want to do Savi's husband on Mistresses.
Like, hard.
Water is incredible.
I seriously have to get on top of this losing 10lbs to fit into my wedding dress thing.
Jason thinks it's hilarious when I have mini freak outs about possibly being pregnant.
(Which happens a lot because I'm super paranoid.)
I don't know if that's a good or a bad thing.
Madi just made me realize that I had NO road rage today. Like 0%. Zip. Nada.
That's happened like one other time.
I live in Naples, guys.
It's 80% drivers over the age of 75.
100% assholes.
Hahaha. They just referened Lamar Odom wanting to get away from the Kardashians on Mistresses.
No but really, water is awesome.
Feel like crap? Drink a bunch of water! You'll feel really full for like 20 minutes then you'll feel all better.
I don't understand this Aerie commercial. As their target audience, what part of me wants to watch a skinny chick happily throwing pillow fluff all over a bedroom?
It just makes me feel bad for the set guys who have to clean it up.
Alright, I'm out of random thoughts.
Bye.
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